Captain Warren has created a rough life for himself--murder via drunk driving--a decade of prison--addicted children--children in prison...etc.

He is a five foot one inch petite ball of anger and frustration spinning through life like a cross between Yosemite Sam and the Tasmanian Devil.

In 2005 he was fired for backing the company boat into an island. After landing a 2nd chance in the riverboat industry he was fired once again for backing into a submarine.